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if you watch stand-up, we're probably set up for a fantastic broship. 22 year old portuguese law graduate, civ 5 addict, comedy junky, wanna-be arbitrator and i really do know a shit load about cows.

deansass:

LISTEN UP KIDDOS

Dominion is a new show. It’s really really really good. It’s only been 6 episodes but it’s already amazing. It contains great characters that are diverse in pretty much every way possible—race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc. They’re equally main and badass. I can go on forever about why you should watch it.

NOT TO MENTION THEIR AMAZING ANGEL WINGS.

SO THIS THURSDAY AT 9 PM EASTERN, EPISODE 7 WILL AIR!! DEPENDING ON VIEWS AND NUMBER OF TWEETS, IT WILL BE DECIDED IF WE GET SEASON 2.

If you guys could help us it would be really great ahhh.

The show is also the same genre as Supernatural. Main characters include Michael, Uriel and Gabriel. So if you’re an Spn fan, you would actually really enjoy the episode.

I tweeted the producer and lead actor as u see in the screenshot. Don’t let me down *sobs*

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toolers:

laurencephilomene:

amberortolano:

amberortolano:

Please, I’m begging you, if you can spare anything.

Please!

help my friend amber if you can!

Please help Amber. She is such an amazing person and she needs us most now.

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strangeasanjles:

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

I love this.

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You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

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kittrose:

  THE LAST GREENSEER

"The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother’s milk. Darkness will make you strong."

—bran stark, game of thrones.

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New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

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iheartmyart:

Ksymena Borczyńska, City of Wires series, 2014, images posted with the permission of the artist.

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I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

― (via baimbie)

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enjoras:

on a scale of oberyn martell to sansa stark how good are you at hiding how much you hate someone

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