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if you watch stand-up, we're probably set up for a fantastic broship. 22 year old portuguese law graduate, civ 5 addict, comedy junky, wanna-be arbitrator and i really do know a shit load about cows.

iheartmyart:

Jade Klara, The Witching Hour series, 2013

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Doctor Who + references in other television shows

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tabloo:

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patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

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that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

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clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

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swanqueengranger:

Cora’s heart in the box glowed only red; there wasn’t even a small black spot like Snow’s in her heart. Cora put her heart away before any darkness had touched it, so the heart that Snow manipulated Regina into putting back was uncorrupted. The love Cora felt for her daughter in that moment was truly absolute love, untainted by anything.

So, not only did Snow cause the death of another human being, she caused the death of a pure heart. The heart was not corrupted. Had she simply returned Cora’s heart and not burned the candle, everything would have worked out perfectly for everyone.

I honestly am hurt by this.

Wow. I hadn’t seen that before.

I’m sure had Cora had an extra five minutes she would have had a perfectly spotless heart, you know, after remembering all those things she had done. Remember that she took it out not to keep it safe, but to stop herself from having a bothersome conscience question - in this case, to stop her love for Rumple from allowing her to get what she wanted.

Cora was by no means pure - the fact that her heart was spotless is pretty irrelevant. She took it out for a selfish reason and kept it out of her chest for selfish reasons. Her ‘pure’ heart proves fuck all. Snow killed the dick who ripped out her own heart so that she wouldn’t have to deal with the consequences of her actions and Snow dealt with that. Cora had a lot of time and reasons to put her heart back in, but she didn’t. She preferred not to care and not to face the consequences of her actions.

Besides saying that if she had simply put Cora’s heart back everything would be fine is wishful thinking and simply not accurate. Cora was bitchy before she took it off, she was manipulative and vengeful. And the fact that she said Regina’s love would have been enough means little - she was about to die and she was feeling for the first time in Lord knows how many years.

For all we know, she could have gone on a killing spree a week later, with her heart in her chest. Regina and Rumple have their hearts and they did horrible things. 

I fucking hate it when people blame Snow for Cora’s death like she somehow killed a fucking misunderstood angel. Cora wasn’t innocent, she wasn’t pure and if her heart wasn’t dark, then we should have gotten a look five minutes later, once the consequences of the things she had done hit it for real. Her actions are not explained away by her lack of heart, especially when she took it out of her own free will and kept it out.

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wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Artist Telmo Pieper Recreates Childhood Doodles 20 Years Later

How can you not appreciate the utter awesomeness that is this project?! With the help of Photoshop, artist Telmo Pieper digitally recreates his old drawings into realistic versions of his childhood imagination.

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omniscient-being:

objectoccult:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

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bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

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red-lipstick:

Alan John Herbert aka Alan Herbert - Medium Format Hand, 2010 Photography: Photogram on top of a Medium Format Photo

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earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

this is beyond cool!

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tastefullyoffensive:

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[Renly] feasts every night in a different castle, and holds court at every crossroads he passes […] Our father at Harrenhal, Robb Stark at Riverrun - were I him, I would do much as he is doing. Make my progress, flaunt my power for the realm to see, watch, wait. Let my rivals contend why I bide my own sweet time. If Stark defeats us, the South will fall into Renly’s hands like a windfall from the gods, and he’ll not have lost a man. And if it goes the other way, he can descend on us why we are weakened.

Tyrion Lannister, A Clash of Kings

This quote is bought to you by someone who is fed up with those that base their criticisms of Renly on how he doesn’t immediately launch an attack on the Lannisters.

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